In My World

It’s a very nice arrangement here in My World.
it’s always entertaining here in My World.

- from My World, Troutfishing in America

One of my sisters – although I’m sure the others think it, too – constantly reminds me that my world is not the same as anyone else’s world.  She says it in a slightly derogatory but resigned voice.   She once gave me a Christmas card with a green alien on the front that said “Joy to your world”.

I like my world.

My world has been clashing with other worlds lately.  My brains are a bit rattled and I’m grateful to have a day like today where my world doesn’t have to be ripped open and exposed.  However, the last 15 hours have been enlightening; I am convinced, without a doubt, that my world is perfect (for me, anyways.  You’re welcome to live in your imperfect world. )

I was slightly put out a week ago when one of the writers in my group told me that two men (in a long-term relationship) would never hug in the workplace because the gay world just doesn’t allow that.  I’d done a lot of research before writing this, but the entire story hinges on this one action so I decided to do some more research before I threw in the towel entirely.  I asked a lot of people a lot of questions, and received a lot of very helpful answers.  The best answer, though, came from someone entirely unexpected.  He said, “…you can really have the characters do whatever you like, as long as it’s true to who they are.”

Ah, yes.  Who they are.  In their own worlds.

Last night, the writers were ripping apart my story ( ’salright, it needed to be ripped apart ’cause I’m really stuck on it) when there began a loud-ish discussion about the worlds of my characters.  The writers were all trying to get me to define those worlds, and I just wasn’t understanding what they wanted.  I finally clued in, and asked if the characters’ sexual preferences were really all that important.

You know when someone says one thing but you can tell they mean another?  Imagine a split second of silence, and then five people saying  – in unison – “No, of course not!”.

Yeah.  My world.  In my world, it’s not so important to be defined by one word, whether that one word refers to food preferences, personality, sexuality, or even gender.  I like to be with people who are true to who they are, not what they are.  I now have to think about whether I want to write for an audience which defines their world with anything less than the entirety of Roget’s Thesaurus, or whether I want to write for people who live in worlds like mine.

My world has also won out in the world of teaching.  It seems that traditional methods of teaching ESL are not very effective when used over the internet, and that “properly trained” teachers are losing students.  Following rules is now seen as a bad thing because the rules don’t apply to everyone, they don’t cross cultures.  I’ve been asked to put together a training session to expose the teachers to the concept of students as individuals, and to show them how to think beyond their training.

So, my dear sister can continue to make comments about my world but, quite honestly, this world has done well for me for over 40 years.

I wouldn’t change it for your world.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Jesus, Mary, Mohammad and Vishnu.

Look what these guys did.

You’ll have to watch Tom Milsom’s video first (the one down below), but then scroll down a little and watch all the responses.

Science, religion, history, biology, philosophy, sociology, anthropology….

Utterly, wickedly cool.

 

I Like My Tree The Best

Sam in tree

In the movie Benny and Joon, the mentally ill Joon looks at Sam and says, “You’re out of your tree.”  Sam replies, “It’s not my tree.” (Try around 7:30 if you don’t want to watch the whole clip.)

These are some of the wisest words I’ve ever heard.

Yesterday, Walaikum asked me if I thought he was different than other students his age.  Short answer: yes.  The long one involves his thought processes and his personal views and his experiences (and the fact that no one is the same as anyone else).  Walaikum said he doesn’t want to be different, he wants to be “normal”.

I didn’t know what to say.

When I posted it on Facebook, one of my sisters made it a whole 9 minutes before not-so-subtly implying that perhaps he was talking to the wrong person if he’s looking for someone to put him on the path of conformity.

I’ve been thinking about it for 19 hours now; still can’t think of how to support Walaikum in his decision to be “normal”.  Think I’m going to have to be a terrible mentor and have at him about individuality.  Think I might have to find a way to demonstrate that his tree is the best tree for him.  Although, maybe it won’t be so terrible; while Walaikum doesn’t know me the way my sisters do, it must be pretty obvious that I don’t fit neatly into normal society.  Perhaps he knew what I would do.

Time to go plant a new tree.

Modern Ode to the Modern School

I was given this poem in Grade 13.  It’s been in my collection ever since.  It’s been stuck in my head for several months now, so I thought I’d get it stuck in someone else’s head, too.

Modern Ode to the Modern School, by John Erskine

My Windows Are Dirty

Window 2

I bought my son’s old digital camera from him, ’cause he decided it was inferior and he didn’t have enough control over the settings.  I’m finding it rather complicated myself, however…

The thinking behind getting a camera was that I really don’t have enough time to do sculptures and illustrations for my writing at the moment, and digital photography is quick and dirty.  I’m not much of a photographer but I’m enjoying playing with it.

I just have to figure out a way to get pictures of my black cat to look like something other than black a blob.  I’m also beginning to think the problem with the rabbit always having red eyes may be more of a Bunnicula issue than a camera issue.

I wrote about Frank Mahovlich

Okay, all nine levels of Hell have frozen over; I know this because I wrote about sports.

I joined a writer’s group in Toronto.  They meet once a month, and for each meeting we are given an assignment.  This month, it was “sports and spirituality”.  I believe the group leaders knew what they were doing, because the second sentence in their e-mail said, “STOP WHINING!”.  Funny people.

There were several people who wrote about matches between Jesus and some other dudes.  I figured this would be the norm, and briefly debated doing something similar before I realised I have no bloody clue as to how one might describe a sports game.  I realised I know absolutely nothing about sports (other than how to avoid them at all costs).  My last voluntary contact with sports was when I was an infant, and my dad taught me how to cheer every time Frank Mahovlich scored a goal.

This is what I wrote:

Psalm for Frank Mahovlich

The Big M, probasti

You have searched me and you know me; you know my getting up and my lying down; you understand my thoughts from afar.

You are with me when I walk and when I sleep;

you know everything I do.

Before I think a word, you know what I will say.

You are in front of me and behind me; your hand is on my shoulder.

Your eyes see who I really am, and even see my faults.

Such things are too wonderful for me; I am not worthy.

How I love the things you say to me; O, how awesome they are.

Will you not slay the wicked, Frank;

make the blood-thirsty man go away from me?

Test me, #27, and see if my heart is true;

test me and make sure I am not lying.

Look carefully, and you will see there is nothing bad about me;

lead me in the way everlasting.

Frank Mahovlich

The Epistle

Dear Frank,

Those who need a god’s help will light candles and spend hours on their knees in front of an altar.  Soldiers marching into battle say desperate prayers to their god.  Those sacrificing themselves give thanks.

This is my letter of thanks to you.

When my husband (it is a vile piece of paper which made him such) hung a poster of you – in your bright red uniform, of course – above our bed, I was a little hesitant.  Naturally, I kept my mouth shut; your image was not worth a backhand across the face.  But, that night, I was glad he turned me face-down to do those things to me, so I did not have to see you watching us.  When he fell asleep, I pulled up the white eyelet sheet and glanced at you.  A moonbeam fell across your face, and you smiled benevolently.  I knew you were my Saviour.

I know you can see the things he does to me.  I know you can see that I do not like it, that I would not do those things to anyone else.  You can see me considering him as I vacuum and scour and sweep and dust.  You can see me picking up the fallen petals from underneath the fresh flowers so the mess will not anger him.

No, I cannot wish him harm; you would never do such a thing.  You do not harm people; you follow the rules, play the game properly.  You would not raise a stick or a fist against anyone.

When he leaves for work in the mornings, you watch over me as I smooth the covers on the bed and light the candle (unscented, so the odour will not be obvious when he returns home).  You gaze at me as I offer prayers to you.  You forgive my sins.  You protect my soul.  You never demand more.

So, this is my gift, my sacrifice to you.  Take me to the everlasting.

On this bed, this desecrated altar where the Pagan has blasphemed before your image, I offer myself to you.  I have not deserved your gifts, your kindness, your warmth.  With this knife and one quick, deep, unflinching slash across my throat, I return all the things you have given me.

Amen

Two TEDtalks with Gever Tulley

I get these people

Yesterday morning, I found a new blog; it has consumed most of my free time since then.

http://radiofreeschool.blogspot.com/

I found them through The Unschooling Channel on Youtube, where Carlo Ricci has listed one of their videos as a favourite.

In my search for understanding, in deciding how I want to teach, both unschooling and Sudbury Valley are standing out as wonderful things.  Chaos is certainly showing signs of coming to order.

Facebook quizzes

I love Facebook, because it gives me yet another means of communicating with family and friends while using the printed word.  I don’t think I can honestly call myself a Luddite anymore.

I frequently get sucked into taking some of the quizzes, not because I am in desperate need of their wisdom and fortune-telling, but because… uh, I can’t think of any good reason; guess I do need their wisdom and fortune-telling.  But I could have told you my third Chakra was the strongest, and that I was “zeer Dutch”.  I probably couldn’t have said I was most like J.D. Salinger in the “Which Crazy Writer Are You” quiz, but I’m rather pleased to be so.  (My youngest sister got Stephen King; she is not pleased.)

Some of the quizzes are just a bit too much for my taste; not just the subject matter, but also the questions.  How in the world could my taste in soft drinks relate to which Twilight vampire I most resemble?  This brings me back to my latest thoughts on Critical Thinking; bear with me…

In Grade 10, all the students in Ontario have to take a literacy test, which tests their Critical Thinking rather heavily.   However, Critical Thinking is not overtly taught at any point in the previous 9 years (although, there are teachers who work it into their curriculum, so there are some students who have at least a working knowledge of Critical Thinking, if not a fair ability).   Therefore, Grade 8 should include a mandatory Critical Thinking class, which centres around such things as Facebook quizzes.  Understanding the age requirement for Facebook to be 13 years, and understanding said age requirement to be stoutly ignored by more than half of the class, a Grade 8 teacher would be teaching a) Critical Thinking, b) whole language and c) writing skills.  I can only think of one of my students  – Walaikum – who wouldn’t be amused by such an activity, and he really,  really doesn’t  need anymore help in Critical Thinking.

Facebook quizzes are a much more useful writing exercise for the average high-school student than, say, a 10-page essay on Hamlet’s godforsaken state of sanity.  I say, all English teachers should put me out of business by using Facebook rather than Shakespeare.  Barring that, I’ll entertain all my summer students.

Funny Man, Serious Man

I really, really, really like this:

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